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I wanna smuggle food into my room but i really dont wanna waste all our money.

timid:

do you ever get that horrible feeling in your stomach because you can’t imagine anyone ever falling in love with you and wanting to spend the rest of their life with you

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yuu-ung:

Probably one of the best tweets I’ve ever come across tbh.

Im fucking starving and the only amount of food i managed to get before a huge lecture from her was about 8 small cookies what the fuck

My mum aint letting me eat anymore food because im “wasting money by eating everything” and that i “never eat anything at dinner”. Bitch that was onlu tonight, its not my fault ur meal tasted like horse shit.

pantsu-kudasai:

andthentheresthisone:

acejr28:

titancure:

ANIME BOOBS MAKE ME LAUGH

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LIKE LOOK AT THIS SHIT 

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I MEAN I’VE NEVER TOUCHED A BOOB 

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BUT I’M PRETTY DAMN SURE THEY DON’T DO THIS SHIT

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LIKE

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?????

You’re forgetting the best one image

every fuCKING TIME 

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treesandfangs:

darlos9d:

sargenut:

cr1tikal is gonna be on his death bed and his last words are probably going to be a monotonous, sarcastic “well fuck my asshole”

"I’m done playing this. Well that’s the end of my life. Remember to rate my life, comment my life, and subscribe if you want to see lives similar to this one. See ya." ::dies::

In a nearby maternity ward, a baby is born. The doctors gather, clearing its lungs of fluid, waiting for its first squalling cries of life…

"Hey what up everybody it’s Cr1tikal and this time I’m playing Reincarnation let’s do this shit”

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